when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
Scisaac → season 2 part 1
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
charlie brown
Sherlock's sexuality.
Steven Moffat: Sherlock wants sex with women. He just abstains from it.
Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock's straight, he just has a bromance with John.
Martin Freeman: Sherlock and John...They're in love.
Mark Gatiss: SHERLOCK'S GAY FOR JOHN. THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER. FORGET SUBTEXT, LET'S JUST MAKE IT HOMOEROTIC.
#ON A SCALE OF MOFFAT TO GATISS HOW MUCH DO YOU SHIP THEM
(Source: thesarahjanesmith, via the-fandoms-have-the-phonebox)
sherlockssecondfavouriteblogger:
What do lawyers wear to court?
one of these is not like the rest
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
(Source: tybult, via spideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeysbutt)
How do you pronounce “Moffat” and “Gatiss”?
Moffat is pronounced “satan”
Gatiss is pronouced “satan’s best friend”
(Source: alastrionapenguin, via doctordonna10)
tumblr user discovers there’s no difference between men and women
literally no difference whatsoever
humans all have the same genitalia and chromosomes
the patriarchy crumbles as a new era of world peace is ushered in and they get a nobel prize for their outstanding discovery
Regardless of this outstanding discovery, the human race decides to separate itself into groups based on whether or not they like potatoes
The potatriarchy forms
(via canderemy)
